Charli Haynes: Psychic Stand-up Comedienne

Being a stand-up comic and a psychic can be uh… interesting. I am considered an empath and clairvoyant as well.I love to make people laugh and i love to help people. In my stand up comedy routine, I can create material that is hilarious yet healing and cathartic to the masses.

How did I get into stand-up comedy you may ask? In the 1980’s (I’m dating myself) I was working as a professional wrestler. (Yes, television wrestler). I was tired of getting physically hurt from all the injuries sustained so I decided to try my hand at stand-up comic. I decided that getting emotionally hurt and rejected would work better. (I’m a risk taker, in case you haven’t noticed). A friend had said that i had such an interesting life, I should take it up on stage and talk about it! And so i did! 25 years later and i’m still doing it and love it, love it, love it!

I realised my psychic ability early on in childhood. My Croatian mother was also a psychic (and quite neurotic by the way). She interpreted dreams as well.

In the late 1980’s, again, another friend encouraged me to investigate my intuitive/psychic abilities. I purchased a deck of tarot cards, and with my big 80’s hair, started doing readings for friends. I was so accurate that I started working as a professional psychic. I am very sensitive and intuitive. It really is quite a trip when I’m doing stand-up comedy and picking up all kinds of information from the audience (once I picked up that a guy in the audience was quite constipated!).

With psychic readings, I am nurturing, down to earth, and honest, honest, honest. I don’t sugar coat it. I’ll tell you the truth. If you tell me that your boyfriend is beating you up and calling you horrible names and want to know if you’ll get married, odds are I’ll tell you it’s not such a good idea!!!

Can’t wait to hear from you. I’m in the U.S.A and I love talking to clients with their quaint English, Irish /Scottish and Australian accents. You’ll just have to put up with my boring Los Angeles, California accent!!